GoinRoje's definitions

wormurgency

noun. A serious urination emergency where the penis has turtledheaded inside of itself requiring swift action to correct.

"After he came inside from the extreme cold, he practically pissed himself during his wormurgency."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

aysa-hole

noun. a person whose behavior is so selfish, vulgar and disturbing as to mark them as being far beyond the definition of merely being an asshole.

"What.. an Aysa-HOLE! That guy parked his Cadillac Douchecalade across two handicapped spots!"

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

fartcork

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

kawfee

noun. Eastern Tri-state pronunciation a heavily caffeinated beverage made from heated coffee beans and water, served hot or sometimes with ice at a ridiculous price from a pretentious chain location or skanky, drive-thru donuteria.
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."

"That hewa spelled my name wrong on my ice kawfee!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

myoochoobatooch

noun. an occasion where two people "mutual" (exchange work tours,) then one of them takes an excused absence.
verb. the act of taking part in or requesting such an occasion.

"He's going to take a myoochoobatooch."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.

"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021