GoinRoje's definitions

kawfee

noun. Eastern Tri-state pronunciation a heavily caffeinated beverage made from heated coffee beans and water, served hot or sometimes with ice at a ridiculous price from a pretentious chain location or skanky, drive-thru donuteria.
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."

"That hewa spelled my name wrong on my ice kawfee!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Dunjinmasta

(noun.) - a title given to or assumed by a person running a tabletop roleplaying game experience. This person is assumed to know most (if not all) of the rules, own the game books and must be committed to creating an immersive and interactive fantasy world. This person will also dispense imaginary beatdowns to your beloved characters and cackle with glee when rolling critical hits against them. See also: DM

"Ohh, holy crap! The Dunjinmasta rolled natural 20s on both of those attacks! Your tits got lit!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

fartcork

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

cumbleet

verb. To finish ejaculating in the most ball-draining manner until not a drop of semen remains.

"He cumbleeted onto her funbags until he was totally empty."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.

"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

wormurgency

noun. A serious urination emergency where the penis has turtledheaded inside of itself requiring swift action to correct.

"After he came inside from the extreme cold, he practically pissed himself during his wormurgency."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021