fardening
I have many hobbies, I love to read, I love fardening on a nice spring day in the privacy of my own home.
fardening by DecalSurvivor March 24, 2017
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veal-fattening pen
A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004
Fartning
A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
Fartning by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011
The Fappening
The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
The Fappening by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014
Gutter gardening
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
shidding and fardding
1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation
2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
shidding and fardding by halloween socks August 8, 2021
The Fappening
August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.
P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
The Fappening by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014
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