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shocked 

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The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.
Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!
shocked by MarkCox April 22, 2003
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Shocked 

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A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.
Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.
Shocked by Rectus April 29, 2009
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Shocked 

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To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking
I woke up and was Shocked
Shocked by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018
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shocked 

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its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot
wow , that shocked me
shocked by mieawiea April 5, 2023
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Shocked 

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me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:
Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk
Shocked by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023
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shocked my pants off 

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to be surprised; astounded; blown away
It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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