Bardening

Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.

Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.

by Jesseandmike August 12, 2018

Double Barreling

The unfortunate event, usually due to food poisoning, of vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Several hours after our date at the Chinese restaurant, my wife and I got food poisoning and were double barreling all night long.

by JohnnyK30 December 22, 2015

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Barensing

when you see a hot girl..

"that girl is barensing"

"look over there, barensing"

by Rusty.. October 7, 2009

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Barning

A feeling of passion and love for Auburn University (AL). Usually a feeling possed by Auburn fans (Barners). Barning is also commonly felt by a majority of sports fans after Auburn wins the Iron Bowl.

The entire country was barning after Auburn's Kick Six victory over Alabama.

by Barner Bruce April 26, 2020

Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011