shock

wicked, tight, etc.

The surf today is pretty shock

by VoN January 15, 2004

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

shock

a shittie cock, like after anal sex

Ben: "Dude I was fucking my girl up the ass and when I pulled it out I had the worst case of shock."

Jim: "That dirty whore should have taken a shit first!!!!"

Ben: "Thats ok I gave her a dirty sanchez with it"

by Sharay November 24, 2007

shock

To give someone the shocker.

You know, one day im just gonna shock the hell out of you baby, and you'll be glad you shaved.

by DXM Hat January 31, 2009

shock

To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.

Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.

by Will Quick December 24, 2007

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

by tvsteve April 29, 2010