farding

when u do epic farding!!! when gas come out ur fkn azz rn bad smell smh...

Pee pee man:"tooofa"
poo poo man: farding

by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021

farding

putting on make-up while driving the car.

"A farding woman ran into my car today..."

by patchoulli June 12, 2006

farding

to put on makeup

No farding during class

by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

IQ Farming

The act of watching Rick and Morty on mute, listening to Despacito, and T-posing all at the same time. This results in your IQ going up by unreasonable amounts, but so much so that if you don't take breaks, you could die.

Intelligent person: stultius quam tibi
Idiot: what did you just say dude?
Intelligent person: Oh sorry, but ever since I started IQ Farming it's been hard to dumb myself enough for inferior idiots like you to understand me
Idiot: This is why you don't have any friends

by Sugondese Nuts69 September 24, 2018

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Scat Farming

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.

The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.

by Janzz March 3, 2018