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putting on make-up while driving the car.
"A farding woman ran into my car today..."
farding by patchoulli June 12, 2006
No farding during class
farding by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

im shidding and farding rn 

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme
guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

IQ Farming 

The act of watching Rick and Morty on mute, listening to Despacito, and T-posing all at the same time. This results in your IQ going up by unreasonable amounts, but so much so that if you don't take breaks, you could die.
Intelligent person: stultius quam tibi
Idiot: what did you just say dude?
Intelligent person: Oh sorry, but ever since I started IQ Farming it's been hard to dumb myself enough for inferior idiots like you to understand me
Idiot: This is why you don't have any friends
IQ Farming by Sugondese Nuts69 September 24, 2018

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.
After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

Scat Farming 

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.
The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.
Scat Farming by Janzz March 3, 2018