fannybams 

Plural. Glasgow slang. A combination of Fanny (vagina) and Bampot (violent naer do well/ idiot).
Explitive - can be like fuck... "Oh Fuck!"

Shut it ya fannybams!

Fannybams, I forgot the keys to my mercedes!

fannybams by _incognito February 8, 2007

Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

Fannytastic 

Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.

Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!

Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."

Fannytastic by CizzaW February 19, 2019

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fannybaw 

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.

"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"

fannybaw by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

wee fannybaws 

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.

Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!

wee fannybaws by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016

fannybaws 

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

fannybaws by chris January 7, 2005