TCH

A common term used to describe the current Minister of Defence, Geoff Hoon.

This TLA is also used in polite company for the user to avoid saying "That Cunt Hoon"
"You're lying like TCH !"

or

"You piece of shit ! You've less morals than TCH !"

(Obviously this last example is a case of exaggeration, it is an impossibility for anyone to possess less morals than TCH)
by Cutaway August 22, 2004
Get the TCH mug.

yummy

Yummy

Gorgeous woman, very often found in the presence of a fuckwit.

When not accompanied by a fuckwit, yummies tend to flock together in bars, clubs or on beaches.

The collective noun for a group of yummies is a moist.
Jussus man, those yummies are dancing so close they're nearly clamjousting !
by Cutaway May 24, 2005
Get the yummy mug.

Diesel Dyke

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher


Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"
Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"
by cutaway October 28, 2004
Get the Diesel Dyke mug.

clamjouster

A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the clamjouster mug.

Dieseldyke

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher
Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"
by Cutaway August 09, 2004
Get the Dieseldyke mug.

boxgrazer

Someone, generally a woman, who engages in cunnilingus, or 'eating at the Y'

See also Mingeeta, Rugmuncher
"Don't even try to chat her up, she won't be interested. She's a boxgrazer !"
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the boxgrazer mug.

tribadism

n. from Greek 'tribein' to rub
Lesbianism, or more precisely Clamjousting.
The 'Double-Y' is the perfect position for tribadism.
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the tribadism mug.