chris's definitions

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.

mmm these sure are yummy pancakes

by Chris January 21, 2005

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

curlibec

A retarded fat girl.
Who got molested by her Uncle and various other mexican relatives.
Shes usually short and fat. With big sloppy boobs. Although shes gotten a good education shes doomed to failure.

Man that curlibec is trying to call me agian.

by Chris February 9, 2005

311

Five guys making music. Nick, miT, SA, Pnut and Chad are great musicians and them some with a bag of chips. They rock.

Look at the members of 311 - they rock.

by Chris May 27, 2003

tub girl

A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.

Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D

by Chris April 5, 2005

dubya

dick ward who screwed his country and did marajuana

george dubya bush fucked out our country of cash and moral value

by Chris February 24, 2005