Skip to main content

chris's definitions

jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm
that are my meaning for jelly's
by chris June 7, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

wigger

a white person who thinks they are black.
by Chris February 23, 2007
mugGet the wiggermug.

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.
Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.
by Chris December 31, 2004
mugGet the Bournigal Smallsmug.

Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"
by Chris April 10, 2005
mugGet the Schiavomug.

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"
While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!
by Chris September 9, 2005
mugGet the bat-shit retardedmug.

fliz

a half gram or sometimes 0.4 of a gram of cocaine sold for 25-30 dollars
"last night i did a fliz in like a half an hour and i was yakked out as shit man"
by chris November 16, 2006
mugGet the flizmug.

Escualido

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
by Chris March 11, 2005
mugGet the Escualidomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email