chris's definitions

krill

it means to steal

to stealing

by chris June 13, 2004

Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

rainman

ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhh. (see eh eh eh)

rainman hits hit head.

by chris February 23, 2005

Lifting

to lift weights, as in weight lifting

that boy could lift 50 lb. dumbells with each arm

by Chris March 18, 2005

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 9, 2004

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005