Part of the male body which is a vagina replacing their anus but still sandwhiched between their bumcheeks and is constantly bleeding, also the male genitals suddenly dissapear from the body and leave's a small silky smooth bald patch where their genitals were

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A person who has a fanny as a back bum or a complete and utter fool; to be precise.