neds

non educated delinquent live in Glasgow stand around drinking Buckie and pissing in letterboxes. They are members of young teams.

neds: aye pass us sum buckie u wee fat fanny

by tramp1990 November 14, 2006

neds

A group of youths who tend to hang about run down ares. They frequent off licences trying to get "old cunts" to buy them booze, then go off and beat each other up. Roam around in "teams" or "young teams", and young teams from different ares tend to fight. They usually carry weapons of sorts : weapons like knives, switchblades and bottles of buckfast. Use phrases such as "gekky" - geeky "well good" - excellent "whit you sayin ya prick" - please repeat your previous statement "yer maw takes the boaby" - your mother enjoys taking penises in her bodily orifices.

If you come out of a convenience store and are suddenly dazzled by white tracksuits/trainers and cheap gold, you are about to be mugged by a gang of neds. they will hurl abuse at you as if to intimidate you, but you will probably not understand it as it will be things like "ye got in yer bag ya dick?" or "geez a swatch ae yer bru wantae?".

by Ned Experienced December 28, 2005

neds

scotish word for townie

see townie

by ... May 6, 2004

neds

Negative, no, fuck no.

Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds

by buffalowbyll September 6, 2018

neds

Slang for negative or nope.

"Are you going home after school?"
"Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."

by Erin Martinez August 4, 2007

ned

neds usually hang around in groups 15-20 and they come from the glasgow area of scotland. they smoke lots and are usually seen drinking either buckfast wine or dragon soop. male neds wear tracksuit bottoms with white socks and a nike or adidas hoodie. female neds,, known as nedettes wear a tracksuit with air force 1’s,, 10 fake gold rings,, giant hoop earrings and very orange fake tan or foundation that makes them look like wotsits. they start to make baby neds from around the age of 10.
common ned names:
male: harry,, aaron,, marco,, charlie,,nathan,, lewis

female: lucy,, amy,, madison,, millie,,chantelle,, derri

please publish this because it’s really funny and true just please xxxxxxx

neds have lots of children from a young age and they are orange

by 👸🏽heather x July 9, 2020

NEDs

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.

Just travel on the Glaswegian public transport system once and you'll see.

by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004