fannybaw

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.

"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"

by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

Fannybaws

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

by java42 May 14, 2020

fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

by Cutaway August 17, 2004

wee fannybaws

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.

Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!

by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

fannybandits

Referring to Homosexuals

Announcer: "On the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of homosexuals. A la isquierda del barco pueden ver unos, 'fannybandits'". --Family Guy

by Richalex May 11, 2006

fannybawz

Coined in the late 20th century, the lesser-spotted "fannybawz" is derived from a combination of the terms "fanny" (minge) and "bawz" (testicles). It is generally used as an insult or exclamation, but occasionally can be used as a term of endearment. It is also most commonly found in Scotland. Next time you're up here, use it in a sentence to impress your new friends with your in-depth knowledge of their locale.

1. As an exclamation - "Fannybawz, I forgot the mustard!"
2. Insult - "You're rather ugly, fannybawz"
3. Term of endearment (rare) - "Oh fannybawz, you're amazing in bed"

by stranger December 20, 2004