Skip to main content

fake head

When a prostitute tricks the john and jerks him off and he thinks she is sucking him off
She ain't worth 50 she gives fake head
by Clientele October 12, 2004
mugGet the fake head mug.

fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th
ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day
by guru345 April 22, 2020
mugGet the fake head day mug.

head fake

In market trading, a situation where a market appears to be moving in one direction but suddenly reverses.
The price of equities increase, and all indications prior to that are that it will increase, but shortly after reverses direction and lowers.

"Sept 28th was a major head fake, equities fell substantially the remaining month."
by losershot September 29, 2009
mugGet the head fake mug.

fake pot head

Someone who openly admits to having an addiction to Marijuana, and may even smoke Marijuana in social situations, yet does not smoke to the point of an addiction. This is usually a practice of adolesents who wish to fit-in with a group of people who are pot heads yet they do not wish to actually practise smoking pot frequently, and thusly lies about the cercumstances under which they use Marijuana.
by Digital BluE August 8, 2003
mugGet the fake pot head mug.

head fake

when a person begins to make there way down a mans body -towards the peins- as if to give oral sex and does nothing more than look around.
That girl kiss down my chest like she was gonna do the dam thing but it was just a head fake.
by AndrewNG August 31, 2006
mugGet the head fake mug.

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
mugGet the head fake mug.

headset fake

The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
mugGet the headset fake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email