K'inch

a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.
I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.
by Ral_phie June 09, 2010
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Jedi Council

The group of techs that are at the top of the food chain in any lab. They always have the best stuff, and are usually prima donna's. In the bigger group are a small number of groups of ever shifting aliances. The groups are normally social, but at times will try to take the top dog down.
The company has 4 labs but the Jedi Council resides in the big lab. Be careful they might seem nice but are like wolves who can smell a wounded bleeding victim.
by Ral_phie January 09, 2010
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Metcal

Slang for doing a line of drugs. a way to say how much you are consuming, or do without others knowing what you are actually talking about. How much you did consume
Hey that problem is easy to fix, that will only take 5 lines of metcal. That was a hard thing to fix it took 25 lines of metcal code.
by Ral_phie January 07, 2010
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kaygina shuffle

The motion of movement used to describe the victim of an endless discussion trying to get away. This is normally done by sliding one's feet slowly away from the person talking, sometimes mumbling something like "right", "ok" or "sure". The intention is to exit the area without the offending person following. This can also be seen in single bars and is often used by women trying to get away from some tool.
Man I was out taking a smoke break and some dude comes over to talk about something, He wouldn't stop talking and I had to get back to work, so I had to do a kaygina shuffle to get away.
by Ral_phie January 09, 2010
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shawlift

The act of stealing an item or items from a custoner to the benefit of your current company. This is common in field service. Usualy the items are of little or no value to the company that lost them
Tech 1

That is a nice set of leads, how did you get the company to pay for them.
Tech 2

I did a shawlift at the company I was at last week. They had dozens of them laying around.
by Ral_phie January 24, 2010
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guylift

When someone you work with borrows something from you but doesn't return it.
I started to lock my stuff up because I got tired of if getting guylifted

He is a nice guy but he will guylift your tools
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reverse shawlift

The act where items that you or your company owns is stolen while performing service at their site.
I had to go to the store and get more batteries and pens, because I got reverse shawlifted so much at that one company
by Ral_phie January 24, 2010
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