factster
thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.
factster by softball17 September 28, 2010
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factsturbate
v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others
Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.
factsturbate by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016
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fartster
Someone that plays practical jokes on others, causing many people to point and laugh in the face of the victim
Josh: Hey luke nice turd picture, put some glue on it then we place it on Neals ass so everyone thinks he crapped his pants.
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself
fartster by TheGOATzor September 30, 2008
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