factster 

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

factster by softball17 September 28, 2010

factsturbate 

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

factsturbate by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

fatster 

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

fatster by danne April 11, 2011

Facester-Strudel 

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

Facester-Strudel by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

Facesterbator 

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

Facesterbator by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

fartster 

Someone that plays practical jokes on others, causing many people to point and laugh in the face of the victim

Josh: Hey luke nice turd picture, put some glue on it then we place it on Neals ass so everyone thinks he crapped his pants.
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself

fartster by TheGOATzor September 30, 2008

facesterbating 

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

facesterbating by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011