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fasterbator 

A masturbator who is going for speed.
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
fasterbator by pooploop00 June 17, 2013
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facesterbating 

masturbating to photos on facebook.
I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.
facesterbating by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011