fartster

Someone that plays practical jokes on others, causing many people to point and laugh in the face of the victim

Josh: Hey luke nice turd picture, put some glue on it then we place it on Neals ass so everyone thinks he crapped his pants.
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself

by TheGOATzor September 30, 2008

Farmster

A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.

That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.

by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011

mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

fartstorm

The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.

Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!

by gcmft. October 15, 2008

fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011

Fratsterbater

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.

We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.

by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

fartsturbate

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth

Zack got a detention for fartsturbating in class.

by Casey January 20, 2005