fuckpocalypse

Sex that ends the world.

"I'd do Beyonce, but that'd be a fuckpocalypse."

...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.

by Woco Mofo July 1, 2011

Flockpocalypse

flock + apocalypse = Flockpocalypse

When a large number of birds dye and fall in the ground for no apparent reason.

Odd event which took place during the first days of year 2011 in Arkansaw, Louisiana, Kentucky, USA and other large amount in Sweeden.

Dude 1: Have you seen the news about the flockpocalypse on the TV?

Dude 2: Yeah man! That shit is weird! I wonder if the end of the world is coming soon. Animals always know first!

by Cat Kanobi January 7, 2011

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

suckpocalypse

When the world doesn't actually end, but everything sucks in everyone's lives on the globe.

Quarantines issued after the COVID-19 outbreak brought a serious suckpocalypse.

by D. D. Morgan April 16, 2020