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faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.
Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt
faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

Facebrick 

The process of adding someone to your Facebook friends that you have no intention of contacting, interacting with or viewing in any way purely to grow the number of friends you have. The "Facebrick" builds up your friends as a builder would build a house out of bricks.
Your Friend: Wow you've got like 200 friends on Facebook
Me/You: Yeah but most of them are Facebricks
Facebrick by Kaostheory777 October 18, 2008

facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".
Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.
facebroken by jhernd June 10, 2015
a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.
that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.
faceslide by LewwyJ December 21, 2008
The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.
If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.
faceslide by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite

When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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