facebride 

female, successful at finding facebook husband, resulting from ALLl things FACED.

She's such a fucking facebride. At least 3,000 faceguys she devoured before landing a facefiance.

facebride by DCNN August 1, 2009

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

Facebrick 

The process of adding someone to your Facebook friends that you have no intention of contacting, interacting with or viewing in any way purely to grow the number of friends you have. The "Facebrick" builds up your friends as a builder would build a house out of bricks.

Your Friend: Wow you've got like 200 friends on Facebook
Me/You: Yeah but most of them are Facebricks

Facebrick by Kaostheory777 October 18, 2008

facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

facebroken by jhernd June 10, 2015

faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

faceslide by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

faceslide by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite

When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.

Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!

Or

Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already

Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!

Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite by superlolocaust March 27, 2010