Facebike

A vehicle bought and sold repeatedly over a short period via Facebook marketplace, usually with short MOT and no paperwork

That Vauxhall Corsa I sold, has turned into a Facebike

by AdmiralAlcatraz August 19, 2021

facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

by M T Jones March 17, 2008

faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.

"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"

by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

facebicker

to argue about something on facebook

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

facebickerer

A person who is always arguing about things on facebook, similar to a troll

Just ignore that guy, he's known to be a facebickerer

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017