“Any caucasian male who displays a smug, arrogant facial expression in the presence of disadvantaged and oppressed minority’s is guilty of face crime. Face crime is a form of hate crime. Those perpetrating this will be held accountable.”
~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.
~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.
>*Native American comes up close to a bunch of white kids wearing MAGA caps and starts drumming on his instrument*
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.
by professional_victim January 20, 2019
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The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"
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The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"
A less-wrong alternative to frape.
User no#1 status: I like boys
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!
by Constabulator December 29, 2010
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I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
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