Definitions by DCNN

facebride 

female, successful at finding facebook husband, resulting from ALLl things FACED.

She's such a fucking facebride. At least 3,000 faceguys she devoured before landing a facefiance.

facebride by DCNN August 1, 2009

facefiance 

mythical facebook male who will propose to obtain the porn.

"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.

facefiance by DCNN August 1, 2009