facebride

female, successful at finding facebook husband, resulting from ALLl things FACED.
She's such a fucking facebride. At least 3,000 faceguys she devoured before landing a facefiance.
by DCNN August 01, 2009
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facefiance

mythical facebook male who will propose to obtain the porn.
"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.
by DCNN August 01, 2009
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