Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.

Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."

by budeanddude January 21, 2011

firebender

Person in the world of the show Avatar: The Last Airbender who has the power to manipulate/generate fire and sometimes lightning. It is based upon Northen Shaolin and several other styles of Kung Fu.

A firebender could kick your face in AND turn you into a smoldering pile of ashes.

by Cavino July 10, 2007

Facebonkers

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

The Last Failbender

Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

Fassbender

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011