faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

faceslide by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

faceslide by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

facelike 

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

facelike by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

Japanese FaceShield by JillsDog May 1, 2011

Facecide 

Deleting permanently your Facebook profile for any possibile reason, i.e. idiotic groups, apps or even friends.

I'm sick of this s**t, I'm going to commit facecide.
In the last 3 months was registered a 30% increase of facecides among teenagers.

Facecide by monkey007 March 13, 2012

FaceSlave 

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

FaceSlave by ghi07 July 20, 2012

faceline

When you try to attempt FaceTime someone not knowing that they don't have an iPhone so it goes straight to a landline voicemail.

Kaiya: "lets FaceTime Ping!"
*Tries facetiming Ping*
Me: "Oh no it didn't go through"
Kaiya: "We just got facelined!"

faceline by loveesid July 19, 2020