excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra October 31, 2008

excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.

1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.

by diogio rome April 15, 2009

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

excrementalia

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Excrementalist

One who has the ability to ooze utter shit talk on a biblical scale without fail.

Frank said he had a three way with Davina and Subo in the toilets of the Ritz on Saturday night. Last weekend he fought Bruce lee and Neo from the matrix in a strip club then hospitalised 10 bouncers and getting awarded the purple heart for it. He's a fucking excrementalist is Frank.

by rovinglunatic March 23, 2025

extrementalist

1.Strong mental focus; to task or situation. 2. Takes higher challenge courses. 3. Average Unordinary

Imma badass extrementalist when it comes to gaming.

by RydersOnTheStorm March 18, 2018