Definitions by phaydeout

Excrementalist 

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

Excrementalist by phaydeout March 2, 2016

pot-bellied spider monkey 

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

pot-bellied spider monkey by phaydeout January 17, 2011

toonvestite 

Playing a character of the opposite sex in a MMO/video game.

Hey you remember that healer last night you thought was a chick? Turns out it was a toonvestite

toonvestite by phaydeout July 7, 2010