excrementalia 

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

excrementalia by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Excrementally 

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

excrementally 

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

excrementally by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017

excrementalist 

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.

1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.

excrementalist by diogio rome April 15, 2009

Excrementally Challenged 

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

Excrementally Challenged by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009

Excremental 

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

Excremental by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

excrementation 

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

excrementation by mibutt January 5, 2008