Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.
Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.
by phaydeout November 28, 2015
Get the Excrementalist mug.

excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.



1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
by diogio rome April 15, 2009
Get the excrementalist mug.

Excrementalist

One who has the ability to ooze utter shit talk on a biblical scale without fail.
Frank said he had a three way with Davina and Subo in the toilets of the Ritz on Saturday night. Last weekend he fought Bruce lee and Neo from the matrix in a strip club then hospitalised 10 bouncers and getting awarded the purple heart for it. He's a fucking excrementalist is Frank.
by rovinglunatic March 23, 2025
Get the Excrementalist mug.