2 definitions by jmikegra

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 20, 2020

excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra September 13, 2008