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excrementalist 

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
excrementalist by diogio rome April 15, 2009

Excrementalist 

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.
Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.
Excrementalist by phaydeout March 2, 2016

excrementalism 

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity
When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.
excrementalism by jmikegra October 31, 2008

Excrementalist 

One who has the ability to ooze utter shit talk on a biblical scale without fail.
Frank said he had a three way with Davina and Subo in the toilets of the Ritz on Saturday night. Last weekend he fought Bruce lee and Neo from the matrix in a strip club then hospitalised 10 bouncers and getting awarded the purple heart for it. He's a fucking excrementalist is Frank.
Excrementalist by rovinglunatic March 23, 2025