epitag

a combination of "epic" and the German "tag" (day), to create "epic day" This is a drinking holiday for college students who need to celebrate a day of mass epicatunity. pronounced epitahg.

"Dude, get some tequila and carona, we are going to Mexico for epitag." "Befro homie, lets take my whip to the store for supplies."

by Sh9est Danke Hombre February 24, 2010

Epitaph

A short phrase, verse, inscription upon a tombstone referring to the one who lies beneath it.

I want her Epitaph to say:

In memory of Jain Doe, a loving daughter, wife, and mother. Born in 1907 laid to rest in 1963.

by NotKnownToYou April 3, 2009

Epitaph

A god-tier song by the god-tier prog rock band King Crimson.

"Confusion will be my epitaph"

by Old Mate September 1, 2013

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

epitastic

As being beyond fantastic.
The highest form of coolness.
Created from the words epic and fantastic.

The Dark Knight was an epitastic movie that has no equal.

by William Wimmer August 16, 2008

epitaliangiophobia

The fear of talking animals

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009

epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

by will6691 November 20, 2011