Epitard 

One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.

"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."

Epitard by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012

elitard 

Portmeanteau of 'elite' and 'retard'. A person who takes an unusual amount of pride in being stupid. Kind of like a classhole, except an elitard is not limited to physical assholishness. The elitard takes special pride in his or her wordy, snide, commentary along with their classholish shenanigans. Occasional elitardedness on the level of class clown is welcome, although, when persistent and out of control, is usually frowned upon and will lead to you getting your ass kicked by everyone you talk to.

"Did you hear the joke Chris made about Ryan's mom?"

"Yeah, his mom just died. Chris is such an elitard. Let's beat him up."

elitard by metalbokonon September 3, 2009

epicardo

When something is epic.

That 's epicardo

epicardo by Vergadiccion_1 July 6, 2019

epitarting 

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

epitarting by will6691 November 20, 2011

editards 

'Retarded Editors' at urban dictionary that refuse to correct erroneous definition not matter how many times requests are made!

Editards are the retarded editors that are too stupid to make the following correction. Drawz - Source: Dirty Stankin Drawz, Copyright 1993 not 1999.

editards by Michael Turner Thomas December 23, 2006

Epi-Tard 

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

Epi-Tard by konnor83 July 26, 2012

EdiTard 

Someone who edits for urban dictionary and doesn't accept amazing and professional definitions.

I can't get anything published on urban dictionary because of all those EdiTards.

EdiTard by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007