Covido's definitions

Bless Putin

The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.

Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.

by Covido March 26, 2022

Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.

Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🇲🇻

When tourists to Muslim-majority Maldives, where the quality of its health infrastructure is questionable, needn’t serve any quarantine on arrival, but have to bear any medical costs should they be infected with the coronavirus—a catch-22 situation where they are most likely to be buried on one of the islands should they fail to recover even with access to a China-made ventilator.

With India donating their homegrown half-baked vaccine to Maldives as part of their vaccine diplomacy to sideline China, and with the local population getting inoculated, the odds of half-hearted budget tourists facing a Covid-🇲🇻 situation are lower.

by Covido January 21, 2021

WFH Math

Short for “Working from Home Math.” When home-based teaching and learning of math is felt to be semi-ineffective or unproductive for most teachers and students, who are still banned from schools as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

Some Puritan or Trumpublican parents wanted Mr. Putins to be fired after he mistyped “WTF Math” instead of “WFH Math” on the WhatsApp Teachers-Parents group.

by Covido March 1, 2022

Covid-🇸🇴

When Mohammedan pirates from Somalia are not only surviving but also thriving during the coronavirus pandemic, as they justify their sea raids on the increasing number of cargo ships passing by their coastal waters because of poverty.

Unlike the Ethiopian and Kenyan seamen whose livelihoods took a nosedive during the lockdown, Somali sea thieves were doing brisk business thanks to Covid-🇸🇴.

by Covido December 25, 2020

2🦠2🦠 MATH

When the mathematical education of millions of students in developing countries, who don’t have access to a computer or the internet, were hard hit by the lockdowns, which forced the authorities to postpone the national exams to 2021—a painful reality that exposes the wide inequality gap between the haves and the have-nots.

With new waves of the coronavirus pandemic currently sweeping many parts of the developed world, how much would 2🦠2🦠 math students be affected in the new year, especially when they’re not likely to be vaccinated before their counterparts in the West?

by Covido November 29, 2020

Covid-270

When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.

Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.

by Covido November 25, 2020