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When the psalmist reminds us to praise and sing for joy to the Lord with thanksgiving, who holds the mountains and the seas; and not to harden our hearts when we hear His voice—to avoid the mistakes of our ancestors, who tried and tested Him even though they saw how He delivered them from slavery and provided for them in the dessert, whose disobedience prevented them from entering the land of milk and honey.
Psalm 95 shows that praising and worshiping God is as important as praying and prostrating to Him—to rejoice with songs of praise anytime and anywhere for His goodness to us, while we pray to Him to heal and deliver us.
by Covido November 1, 2020
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A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 4, 2022
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In Psalms 90, we’re told that (a) in God’s sight, a thousand years are like a day that has just gone by; (b) the length of our days is 70 years—or 80 years, if we’re strong enough; and (c) we need to ask God to teach us to number our days carefully so that we’ll be wise in how we live.
by Covido September 23, 2020
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The WHO warned the world that 🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.
by Covido December 6, 2020
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Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
by Covido November 25, 2020
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by Covido December 12, 2021
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That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 2, 2020
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