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Covid-๐Ÿšข

When the Diamond Princess at one timeโ€”on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantineโ€”became the worldโ€™s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.
How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-๐Ÿšข came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?
by Covido November 9, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ‘

When a few countries with the capability of developing a Covid-19 vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on each otherโ€™s research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The notorious Covid-๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ‘ perpetrators are Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the dirty spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ—ฝ

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.
Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-๐Ÿ—ฝ violations.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.
Eric plagiarized โ€œ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: (๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿงช ๐Ÿงซ ๐Ÿ”ฌ) โžก๏ธ ๐ŸŒ: (๐Ÿ˜ทx + ๐Ÿ’€y)โ€ from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus โ€œChina virus,โ€ โ€œChinese virus,โ€ and โ€œKung fluโ€ in racially charged tweets.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ’‰

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitorsโ€™ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-๐Ÿ’‰ perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.
Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could affordโ€”who says that death doesnโ€™t differentiate between the rich and the poor?
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Covid-๐ŸŒก

When temperature checking is unreliable in detecting those who are infected with the coronavirus but have no symptoms, or in identifying those who have symptoms but show no fever.
What percentage of people who have active Covid-19 would remain undetected due to Covid-๐ŸŒก failure?
by Covido November 15, 2020
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