Covido's definitions
The emoticon for “Trumpvirus.” When the corona lies and conspiracies of the Liar-in-Chief to the American public are more dangerous than the virus itself, whose blind faith in him has led to millions of infected cases and tens of thousands of deaths.
Except for diehard Trumpists who would disagree to the nth degree, Covid-🤥 is deadlier than Covid-19 from any angle.
by Covido December 26, 2020
Get the Covid-🤥 mug.When some corona-infected souls dream of monsters trying to prematurely take away their lives, or of evil spirits trying to continually oppress or torment them.
For two consecutive nights, Don had a frightening Covid-👹 experience—if only he knew that he’d cast away these demonic forces by calling on the name of Jesus Christ, he needn’t suffer this life-and-death spiritual ordeal.
by Covido November 19, 2020
Get the Covid-👹 mug.A label given to someone who tries to cheat or rob others or the authorities during the coronavirus pandemic—for instance, a bogus law enforcer who catches others who don’t wear a mask, then expects to be bribed so that the victims could avoid paying a hefty fine or being sent to jail.
Thousands of con-19s have emerged from all corners of the globe to prey on the gullible and the superstitious folks.
by Covido November 29, 2020
Get the Con-19 mug.The post-pandemic weapon of choice by underpaid and undervalued workers to paralyze or blackmail their employers, thanks to unions’ demands for higher pay and humane working conditions for these overworked and exhausted (or exploited) workers—their “illegal” actions would force the overpaid bosses or politicians to be on their knees if they won’t play ball.
Guesstimate how many man- and woman-hours would be lost this year as ambulance drivers, nurses, rail operators, and postal workers in the UK go on coordinated strikes this festive season.
by Covido December 7, 2022
Get the Strike mug.Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the COVID-Ø mug.When someone who has been vaccinated could still be infected and tested positive for the coronavirus for a few common reasons, such as there is a lag between vaccination and protection; the vaccine doesn’t work retroactively; and the vaccine may be ineffective against new variants of the virus.
by Covido February 3, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19⁺ mug.When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.
Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.
by Covido April 8, 2022
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