213 definitions by Covido
When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.
Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.
by Covido November 24, 2020
When millions of women use the face mask as a substitute for no make-up days, and shy people use it to hide or retreat behind.
Not just to protect themselves against the coronavirus, for many in the workplace, the face mask is also used inexpensively to fight against COVID-😷, which saves them both time and money.
by Covido December 24, 2020
When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.
by Covido November 1, 2020
When millions of people worldwide have half or part of the face warped by prolonged mask-wearing since the beginning of the pandemic, and as a result are reluctant to take off their masks in public.
With millions of maskformed folks who are fearful of being stared, trillions of foul-mouthed rants (and thousands of violent acts) were avoided (and prevented) in the last two years globally.
by Covido March 22, 2022
When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.
by Covido October 15, 2020
When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.
If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.
by Covido December 12, 2020
A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 2, 2020