Covido's definitions

BT & AT

Short for “Before Trump” and “After Trump.” The four chaotic or dreadful years (2016–2020) a corrupt and inept fake president spent at the White House, whose actions and inactions made him a laughingstock of the world, not forgetting his mishandling of the coronavirus pandemic, which led to an obscene number of preventable infections and deaths.

A decade or a quarter century from now, Americans would still remember the politically tumultuous 2016–2020 period as the BT & AT years, when the country lost its moral footing on the global stage, thanks to the Pharisee-in-Chief or Pinocchio-in-Chief.

by Covido November 3, 2020

Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid-🇲🇬

When Madagascar put Africa on the corona map after it claimed to have concocted Covid-Organics, the miracle tonic that can cure the coronavirus, which the WHO refused to recommend unless it has been subject to rigorous testing to prove its effectiveness.

When one of the poorest African countries with a broken health system, which is known for its rich flora and fauna, boldly promoted its Covid-🇲🇬 cure, it’s not surprising that it attracted much laughter and ridicule from the scientific community and the West.

by Covido November 29, 2020

Covid-🧮

When the abacus experienced a reawakening among thousands of students worldwide during the lockdown, when they went online to learn how to use this zero-battery primitive calculator, which allows them not only to do the four operations of arithmetic, but also to square and cube root large numbers.

Who would have expected that Covid-19 would be the catalyst to infect students, teachers, and parents in a number of Western countries with Covid-🧮?

by Covido December 13, 2020

Covid-☯️

When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.

Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.

by Covido September 19, 2021

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

Covid-🧬👁

When a few countries with the capability of developing a Covid-19 vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on each other’s research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The notorious Covid-🧬👁 perpetrators are Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the dirty spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020