epitarting 

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

epitarting by will6691 November 20, 2011

ekitating 

The thought process of weather or not you or your friend is hetero or homosexual- usually done while pacing back and fourth

Jim: Wow he's still ekitating?
Carl: He's been at this for 8 hours now, guess he's sexually confused.

ekitating by mogus funny September 20, 2021

Editating 

An edit that comes to mind whilst the mind has reached a point of relaxation, arising from prolonged and regular meditation.

"I was meditating and started thinking critically about the theory of relativity the other day, and I began a period of editating that theory, or a period of editation."

Editating by DharmaBabe and Qi_Dzi_Py November 18, 2011