will6691's definitions

nutsmeg

man made genital spice.

sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.

by will6691 November 15, 2012

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

like lackey

a facebook friend who's only there to like your status

graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular

zach's update status: i love people to love my shit

graham likes this

by will6691 November 16, 2011

engltish

engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland

the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.

clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.

by will6691 December 18, 2011

berka bathing

swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

male and female {though usually female}

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.

jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.

by will6691 November 28, 2012

mancestors

ancestors who are male

"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."

by will6691 November 19, 2011