swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.
male and female {though usually female}
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.
jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
man made genital spice.
sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.
dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland
the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.
clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
ancestors who are male
"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."
a facebook friend who's only there to like your status
graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular
zach's update status: i love people to love my shit
graham likes this
A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
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bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.
jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
