will6691's definitions
female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.
A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.
jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
by will6691 December 11, 2013

graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular
zach's update status: i love people to love my shit
graham likes this
zach's update status: i love people to love my shit
graham likes this
by will6691 November 16, 2011

engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland
the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.
clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
vias enquiries.
clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
by will6691 December 18, 2011

swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.
male and female {though usually female}
male and female {though usually female}
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.
jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
by will6691 November 28, 2012

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant
Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night
friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?
chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug
Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night
friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?
chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug
by will6691 November 20, 2011

sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.
dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
by will6691 November 15, 2012
