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swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

male and female {though usually female}
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.

jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
by will6691 November 25, 2012

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man made genital spice.
sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
by will6691 November 15, 2012

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engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland
the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.

clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
by will6691 December 16, 2011

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ancestors who are male
"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."
by will6691 November 19, 2011

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a facebook friend who's only there to like your status
graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular

zach's update status: i love people to love my shit

graham likes this
by will6691 November 16, 2011

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female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.
A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014

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bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
by will6691 December 11, 2013

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