A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.
Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!
by Jeeves89 February 06, 2010
he is a very fat shirtless hairy man steals small children and takes them into his basement and then rapes them
by howdyoj November 30, 2020
Very well mannered, has loads of ambition. knows how to please a women both in bed and in the designer clothes stores. Drives nothing but sports cars, will definitely own a yacht and private jet with all the inspiration and thoughts that he has to offer to the world!!
by Gareth3241 September 30, 2018
He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.
by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011
A Gareth will be the best person you will ever meet. He'll be your favourite because he makes you laugh.
A Gareth will be very musical and passionate and he cares for things too much. He gets along with everyone and is easy to be around but he'll only dedicate himself to a few people.
A Gareth is self-critical and analytical, making him logical, level headed and incredibly easy to admire.
His smile shows in his eyes. He doesn't have to be anything else but himself to love every single bit of him.
A Gareth will be very musical and passionate and he cares for things too much. He gets along with everyone and is easy to be around but he'll only dedicate himself to a few people.
A Gareth is self-critical and analytical, making him logical, level headed and incredibly easy to admire.
His smile shows in his eyes. He doesn't have to be anything else but himself to love every single bit of him.
'So who you completely mind blowingly over heels in love with this time?'
'Gareth'
'aaaaah understandable'
'Gareth'
'aaaaah understandable'
by viklapoop April 10, 2010
A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow
by Damkru February 03, 2017