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A derogatory term used to make fun of someone who self-harms by cutting the first layer of skin (epidermis) only

People who use that term are annoying and stupid since there is no required depth for cutting to be considered sh
That dude only has catscratches, he’s an epifag
epifag by ienjoybullyingchildren April 27, 2023
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Epifatoke 

An epifatoke is an experience enhanced by "toking" a marijuana packed joint. When leisurly enjoying the mesmerizing moments of marijuana, the individual suddenly feels as though they are experiencing a parting of the clouds, a sudden realization that hits with force with great insight. An epifatoke can also manifest itself as an amazing song, lyrics, or peom you just came up with, or suddenly discovering the idea of the century to make a million dollars.
As Aimee sat with her friends smoking pot, she suddenly had an epifatoke. She announced to her friends that she'd figured a way to convert the massive amount of plastic bottles in the ocean into a floating casino and help end all the unnecessary waste in the world.
Epifatoke by nanasaurus January 13, 2019
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Epifanio 

1. A man that makes you realize things, hence why the name is derived from the word Epiphany.

2.Hansome, strong, intelligent, considerate, sexy and an all around good person.

3. Fuckin Awesome. Aka Epi.
He isn't just like every other guy, he is an Epifanio.

Now that is what you call Epi.
Epifanio by NeyChild May 28, 2010

epifat sound 

Term used to describe the 90's surf/skate punk style popularized by Eptiaph records and Fat Wreck Chords.
I don't really listen to emo, I'm more into bands like Pulley, who still epitomize the 90's epifat sound!
Epifail (verb) - to perform poorly on a grand scale.
That raison cake was an epifail
Epifail by margaw August 5, 2008

epifania 

The coolest kid on the block, goes by Epi for short. Epi is always hanging out with her best friends and she lives animals. She can sometimes be a little over dramatic but usually is calm and collected. If you find an Epi keep her forever because you will never find anyone else quite like her!
Man Epifania is a cool kid!
epifania by Heyyyyy :) May 16, 2018

Epifanny 

The sudden realisation that you have a vagina.
"John, John you gotta see this."
"Yes Mary what is it?"
"John what the fuck is this cut in between my legs John help me."
"Mary that's your vagina, you're just having an epifanny, don't worry it happens to everyone."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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