epifag

A derogatory term used to make fun of someone who self-harms by cutting the first layer of skin (epidermis) only

People who use that term are annoying and stupid since there is no required depth for cutting to be considered sh

That dude only has catscratches, he’s an epifag

by ienjoybullyingchildren April 27, 2023

Epifatoke

An epifatoke is an experience enhanced by "toking" a marijuana packed joint. When leisurly enjoying the mesmerizing moments of marijuana, the individual suddenly feels as though they are experiencing a parting of the clouds, a sudden realization that hits with force with great insight. An epifatoke can also manifest itself as an amazing song, lyrics, or peom you just came up with, or suddenly discovering the idea of the century to make a million dollars.

As Aimee sat with her friends smoking pot, she suddenly had an epifatoke. She announced to her friends that she'd figured a way to convert the massive amount of plastic bottles in the ocean into a floating casino and help end all the unnecessary waste in the world.

by nanasaurus January 13, 2019

Epifanio

1. A man that makes you realize things, hence why the name is derived from the word Epiphany.

2.Hansome, strong, intelligent, considerate, sexy and an all around good person.

3. Fuckin Awesome. Aka Epi.

He isn't just like every other guy, he is an Epifanio.

Now that is what you call Epi.

by NeyChild May 28, 2010

epifat sound

Term used to describe the 90's surf/skate punk style popularized by Eptiaph records and Fat Wreck Chords.

I don't really listen to emo, I'm more into bands like Pulley, who still epitomize the 90's epifat sound!

by generationofapathy June 24, 2007

Epifail

Epifail (verb) - to perform poorly on a grand scale.

That raison cake was an epifail

by margaw August 5, 2008

epifania

The coolest kid on the block, goes by Epi for short. Epi is always hanging out with her best friends and she lives animals. She can sometimes be a little over dramatic but usually is calm and collected. If you find an Epi keep her forever because you will never find anyone else quite like her!

Man Epifania is a cool kid!

by Heyyyyy :) May 16, 2018

Epifanny

The sudden realisation that you have a vagina.

"John, John you gotta see this."
"Yes Mary what is it?"
"John what the fuck is this cut in between my legs John help me."
"Mary that's your vagina, you're just having an epifanny, don't worry it happens to everyone."

by Geriatric Superstar June 5, 2016