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"Dude! Like, don't dump that toxic waste in the lake! It's, like, bad for the envo!"
"This place is giving me the creeps. There's something in the envo that's freaking me out!"
envo by Big Daddy Cheeseburger October 19, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
A term coined to describe obsessed Southampton football fans (also known as scummers) by their historically vastly more successful neighbours, Portsmouth.

It is basically a mixture of Envious and Devoid, describing a scummer who is so envious of Pompey's history, fans, League and Cup successes - whilst devoid of any individual personality or meaningful success of his own team - that he is instead obsessed with anything and everything that happens at Pompey.

Basically an obsessive online keyboard-warrior.
Hark at that bunch of keyboard warrior envoids who are swamping the Pompey message boards - they are obsessed, mate!

'Ere Bob, did you see that dinny scummer envoid on the News site the other day? The little pony fiddler was so obsessed with Pompey news that he has created 20 different log-on addresses just to make the same, inane points and to look like he has friends!
envoid by GarethA February 18, 2013
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Envolvoed 

A serious car accident involving a Volvo.
This past weekend three of our football players were envolvoed in an auto accident with an S40.
Envolvoed by Heather13579 November 21, 2006
1 ) An alpha male , a beast in the sheets , Mr. Envosss aka Gage Miller. Runs approximately 126 mph , on the weekends . He is known for his god aim and is the KZ Champion of the Zach47 KZ Tournament 2018. An uncountable amount of people aspire to be Gage "Envosss" Miller when they grow older. He has also won ESL One Cologne 2014 single-handedly on the team "Envosss."

2) A form used to when you are going "sicko mode." An evolved defintion that is far more superior than going "sicko mode." When you go "Envosss" your body ripples with power as you slowly smell the scent of Sprite Cranberry radiating from your body. Only a few men have been able to go Envosss mode, the ones on record are "BreeZi," "bozo," and "Dokkan/Dokkster/Dokkman/Dokkmeister/Dokkalicious."

I also love men.
(1)Envosss - "Dude can you please give me my card back"
(2)Envosss - "Sorry Envosss, but im currently going Envosss mode."
(1)Envosss - "对不起,先生,这是我的不好,请原谅我 "
(2)Envosss -"p."
Envosss by Gage "Envosss" Miller January 2, 2019

Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End - 

The Lord of all Cheese. One of the 13 cards banned in Duel Monsters, it is perhaps the most hated card in the game next to Yata-Garasu (see Yata-lock).

Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
Dragon/Dark/8/3000/2500
This card can only be Special Summoned by removing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your Graveyard from play. Pay 1000 of your Life Points to send all cards in both players' hands and on the field to the Graveyard. Inflict 300 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points for each card that is sent to the Graveyard by this effect.

Alongside the priority rule, this card couldn't be stopped without a stupidly situational counter.
"Pay 1000. The field goes BOOM."
To chat with someone on a forum.
Lets envolve about our strategy tonight on the guild website.
envolve by Mayop October 6, 2010
The envoy arrived as tho he was str8 from Troy.
envoy by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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