envoid 

A term coined to describe obsessed Southampton football fans (also known as scummers) by their historically vastly more successful neighbours, Portsmouth.

It is basically a mixture of Envious and Devoid, describing a scummer who is so envious of Pompey's history, fans, League and Cup successes - whilst devoid of any individual personality or meaningful success of his own team - that he is instead obsessed with anything and everything that happens at Pompey.

Basically an obsessive online keyboard-warrior.

Hark at that bunch of keyboard warrior envoids who are swamping the Pompey message boards - they are obsessed, mate!

'Ere Bob, did you see that dinny scummer envoid on the News site the other day? The little pony fiddler was so obsessed with Pompey news that he has created 20 different log-on addresses just to make the same, inane points and to look like he has friends!

envoid by GarethA February 18, 2013

evoid 

to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact

I saw Jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my iPod.

evoid by Lynne F. October 23, 2005

enoid 

A native of Enid, Oklahoma. Typically uneducated, borderline obese, unshaven and showering weekly if you’re lucky. Usually on drugs.

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“Those stupid Enoids tried to start a fight with those pilots from Vance again.”

enoid by LoveDumpster March 9, 2018

evoid 

When my mother-in-law started repeating herself for the tenth time, I pressed flash on my cordless phone and pretending to have an important business call incoming. It was a sucessful evoidance tactic that I plan to use more of.

When Bill heard the his girlfriend's car outside, he used the remote control to mute the audio on the CD, thereby evoiding her with the appearance of a quiet, unoccupied house and gaining a free pass for the day.

evoid by Deb77 November 11, 2005

Envidious 

(n.) A hot, intelligent dude that makes other guys jealous by how easily he attracts good fortune and greater people
(adj.) causing envy and downward social comparison

My new boyfriend is an envidious man... he's awesome and I trust him but the problem is people are always gravitating toward him!

Envidious by Furrydom August 28, 2023

Envoi 

an author's concluding words.

After finishing the book, the author introduced it with an envoi thanking readers and making concluding remarks on topics that had become engaged within the work.

Envoi by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

evoid 

To avoid someone using some form of technology like your phone or headphones

I asked him a question and he evoided me again

evoid by Lucien Lew August 30, 2025