1000

the 1,000th number in all the numbers. 4 (or 5) digits, hard to count to, before 1,001, after 999.

Person A: 999...1000!!!
Person B: You did it! You counted to 1000!

by AryamanV2000 March 1, 2019

1000

same as 1

A: Alright peace
B: Alright 1000

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

1000 RPM

When you fuck a woman on Red Bull like a jack rabbit

Dude took Rosa to the bedroom and went 1000 RPM on her Pussy!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.

I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.

by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009

1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

1000 Ways To Die

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

1000 yard stare

A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.

Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.

by ~Magic Marker May 13, 2007