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elephankle 

swollen ankle. worse than a cankle
“dang billy your ankles HUGE!! THATS LIKE AN ELEPHANKLE!”
elephankle by wyffmiym September 1, 2023
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elephonkey 

An animal bread in America. When seen in the wild it is often mistaken to be two entirely separate species but upon closer inspection it is incredibly only only one.
"Did you see that elephant and donkey fighting it out on PBS last week!!"

"No you idiot! Those were elephonkies and they were mating!"

elephonkey
elephonkey by Xyleene December 16, 2007

elephonkey 

A Image of a the Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant mixed to show Bipartisanship, Also used by the AARP 2007-2008 Media Campaign to push for a new health care system
Did anyone see that purple elephonkey?
elephonkey by Quneitn Ocama May 4, 2008

Deadboy and the Elephantmen 

Acid bath's singer Dax Riggs has a voice that sounds as if its been lived in a long time before he joined up, and with the unfortunate death of the bassist auddie in 2001, he started off on his own . Hes now in dark accoustic soul/ rock band DB and the ELEPHANTMEN.
With Tessie Brunet, whos drumming is much like Meg Whites( of the WHITE STRIPES), but lacks the childish pop stars horrible sense of timing and lack of creative ryhthm . Dax plugs in an epiphone hollowbody into his Fender twin reverb amp and blows you away, with standard timed songs about missfortunate events such as the passing of his father ( who he cared not much about ) , his experiences in becoming an adult ( hes 31) and DRUGS lots of drugs... Choosing to stay indie instead of hopping on the first label that offered ensures the music will remnain pure for as long as he claims louisiana......
i saw deadboy and the elephantmen ...

Elephonkeys 

1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.
Simple... we will just use the Elephonkeys and Donkephants through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.
Elephonkeys by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Elephanteezus 

An extention on the original term of beaz. If a person from the projects (or Tim Westwood if you're from the UK) wanted to swear then they could substitute the nasty words (if they were moral) and replace them with ghetto sounding words that rhyme with beaz or beazus.
*Young man notices a woman on the tv with large breasts. He points it out to his mate*

Willin: Look at the tits on her!
Barry: Sheazus Beazus! Elephanteezus!
Elephanteezus by Chris Willin January 10, 2006

elephunkey 

Any hybrid between the elephant and the monkey.
I think your monkey hooked up with my elephant, because she just had a litter of elephunkeys.
elephunkey by Shannon Klein January 23, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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