A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"

Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!

Elephantisha by alohha134 September 29, 2012

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.

Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis

Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

Great Elephants! by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

Elephantzheimers

Conservative memory loss. Typically afflicts republicans who forget that George Bush administration is responsible for our economic mess, the wars, the job loss, and the debt.

My dad is voting Republican in the mid-term elections. He suffers from elephantzheimers, and blames Obama's two years in office for the country's woes, conveniently ignoring the eight years of Bush fuck-ups that screwed us inside out.

Elephantzheimers by trianglechoke October 14, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026