elephunkey

Any hybrid between the elephant and the monkey.

I think your monkey hooked up with my elephant, because she just had a litter of elephunkeys.

by Shannon Klein January 23, 2008

elephonkey

An animal bread in America. When seen in the wild it is often mistaken to be two entirely separate species but upon closer inspection it is incredibly only only one.

"Did you see that elephant and donkey fighting it out on PBS last week!!"

"No you idiot! Those were elephonkies and they were mating!"

elephonkey

by Xyleene December 16, 2007

elephonkey

A Image of a the Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant mixed to show Bipartisanship, Also used by the AARP 2007-2008 Media Campaign to push for a new health care system

Did anyone see that purple elephonkey?

by Quneitn Ocama May 4, 2008

elephunk

Word that can be placed almost anywhere in a sentence and still make sense.

Dude, we're so elephunked!

If you just look on your right, you'll see the very rare elephunk.

Elephunk that elephunking elephunk that elephunked our elephunks!

by 000 January 26, 2004

Elephonkeys

1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.

Simple... we will just use the Elephonkeys and Donkephants through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Elephurky

A term in which describes the act of one who recieves sexual pleasure through the defecation of livestock onto ones body.

Sexual Pleasure Livestock FFA Defecation

In order for Timmy to join the FFA he was required to perform an elephurky.

by ChanceLamonte May 28, 2012

elephunk

when one is half elegant and half funky they are elephunk

Amy has such a unique style, it's so elephunk

by dew/drop June 25, 2010