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Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

eggplanter by NWfan February 27, 2011

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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004

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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

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EggplantBaconFart

EggplantBaconFarts out of my ass!

EggplantBaconFarts come out of my ass!

EggplantBaconFart by FrixisMC2 July 3, 2019

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August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day

The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!

Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day by shoethousond October 19, 2019

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Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

Eggplant by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

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eggplantastic

Adjective- used to decribe situations or things that are so freakin' awesome that they can't be defined any other way. Also someone really really good looking. See svelte.

Alex from Brooklyn is so cool, she's EGGPLANTASTIC!

eggplantastic by da j-crew July 31, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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