by (◉ᴥ◉) July 05, 2018
#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
by dhar woman June 01, 2022
Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
by mastermindgame January 11, 2015
You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is
'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
by your mum 69 21 May 07, 2019
Example( That nigga had the eggplant)
by Xoxo 1343 July 17, 2016
by bukkake December 01, 2004
To Eggplant:
1. To bust on a girl's face.
2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.
(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
1. To bust on a girl's face.
2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.
(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?
Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?
Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009