Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Eggplant

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

Eggplant

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

by your mum 69 21 May 7, 2019

Eggplant

A way to describe a dick

Example( That nigga had the eggplant)

by Xoxo 1343 July 17, 2016

Eggplant

Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.

look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town

by bukkake December 1, 2004

Eggplant

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009