eggplanted 

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.

Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?

eggplanted by greenis October 9, 2015

Eggplanted 

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message

You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !

Eggplanted by Heyalecandisaacaremyhusbieess October 30, 2018

eggplant squatter 

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

EggplantBaconFart 

EggplantBaconFarts out of my ass!

EggplantBaconFarts come out of my ass!

EggplantBaconFart by FrixisMC2 July 3, 2019

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day

The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!

Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day by shoethousond October 19, 2019

Eggplant 

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

Eggplant by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018