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Touch

To make phsyical contact.
If I had to touch that tarantula I would've gone nuts.
by (◉ᴥ◉) July 24, 2018
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YouTube Comments

Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.

DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!

Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
by (◉ᴥ◉) March 27, 2019
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Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.
Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?
by (◉ᴥ◉) June 14, 2018
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VHS

A nostalgic way to record media back in the 70s-90s with a tape that you could either record on, or buy pre recorded. Pretty nice other than 2 things.

1. The fact that if you rented a tape that you'd spend 8 years rewinding it all the way for the next user. Luckily some had tape reminders, but most didn't and therefore you had to watch a blue screen waiting to get to the beginning.
2. For today's standards VHS tapes are quite crude, especially since so much could happen while playing and the tape would be a little more worn each time you played it, meaning it would progressively worsen in sound and visual quality. Luckily DVDs are really long lasting and are also convenient as well.
Girl: How was the movie?
Boy: It was so good I recorded it on my VHS!
Girl: There's such thing as Blu-ra-
Boy: IT'S CALLED NOSTALGIA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by (◉ᴥ◉) July 16, 2019
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Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018
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School

The living hell of your childhood.
by (◉ᴥ◉) June 2, 2018
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Vaginal Discharge

A fun thing for men but often annoying for women since it can leave a stain on her panties.
My vaginal discharge is ruining all my underwear!
by (◉ᴥ◉) July 27, 2018
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