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VHS
A nostalgic way to record media back in the 70s-90s with a tape that you could either record on, or buy pre recorded. Pretty nice other than 2 things.
1. The fact that if you rented a tape that you'd spend 8 years rewinding it all the way for the next user. Luckily some had tape reminders, but most didn't and therefore you had to watch a blue screen waiting to get to the beginning.
2. For today's standards VHS tapes are quite crude, especially since so much could happen while playing and the tape would be a little more worn each time you played it, meaning it would progressively worsen in sound and visual quality. Luckily DVDs are really long lasting and are also convenient as well.
1. The fact that if you rented a tape that you'd spend 8 years rewinding it all the way for the next user. Luckily some had tape reminders, but most didn't and therefore you had to watch a blue screen waiting to get to the beginning.
2. For today's standards VHS tapes are quite crude, especially since so much could happen while playing and the tape would be a little more worn each time you played it, meaning it would progressively worsen in sound and visual quality. Luckily DVDs are really long lasting and are also convenient as well.
Girl: How was the movie?
Boy: It was so good I recorded it on my VHS!
Girl: There's such thing as Blu-ra-
Boy: IT'S CALLED NOSTALGIA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Boy: It was so good I recorded it on my VHS!
Girl: There's such thing as Blu-ra-
Boy: IT'S CALLED NOSTALGIA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
One of the saddest and most iconic Holocaust movies, along with Schindler's List.
Dad's job is a sin
And they move from Berlin
The the place is a bore
So boy goes to explore
And he finds something new
Because he then meets a Jew
And the Jew is on a side
Where it's a hell of a ride
They become friends
Till the very end
But the boy never finds
What is truly behind
Then the Jew becomes sad
Because he's missing his dad
So the fence is passed
And then they get gassed
Dad's job is a sin
And they move from Berlin
The the place is a bore
So boy goes to explore
And he finds something new
Because he then meets a Jew
And the Jew is on a side
Where it's a hell of a ride
They become friends
Till the very end
But the boy never finds
What is truly behind
Then the Jew becomes sad
Because he's missing his dad
So the fence is passed
And then they get gassed
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas by (◉ᴥ◉) July 16, 2019
YouTube Comments
Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.
DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!
Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!
Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
YouTube Comments by (◉ᴥ◉) March 27, 2019
Demisexual
Not having sexual feelings for others unless a strong emotional bond is formed. Yes, it exists, I'm kne myself.
Boy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: I just met you, why would I wanna have sex? Besides, I'm demisexual.
Boy: Damn it.
Girl: I just met you, why would I wanna have sex? Besides, I'm demisexual.
Boy: Damn it.
Demisexual by (◉ᴥ◉) March 17, 2019
Horrifying
Horrifying by (◉ᴥ◉) July 27, 2018