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Slang term for male semen. Generally used by females to describe the events that transpired a previous evening.
by Pierre August 17, 2006
Get the Vitamin J mug.One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.
"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.
"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool
"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool
by Pierre March 3, 2005
Get the Soiler mug.Often traveling in pairs, Eurotrash promenade their slim and overly fragrant bodies to trendy locales. Not wealthy through their own efforts, they are highly demanding.
by Pierre August 27, 2004
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The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
by Pierre July 27, 2005
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by Pierre May 29, 2004
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by pierre January 25, 2004
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