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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
mugGet the eggplant squattermug.

Ingestore

One who ingests their own organic waste. Often accompanied by one or more Soilers.

Legend has it, there was an ancient rivalry between the Soilers and Ingestores. The old Grecian myth tells of a man named Soilicles. Soilicles, Athenian Proto-Soiler, was the first of his kind. It is said that a day came when he was busying himself in the habitual age-old activity, when he was approached by a gentleman by the name of Ingesticles. Ingesticles, staring in disbelief and horror at what was to become of the organic waste, stated that the excretions could easily be re-ingested, instead of being laid to waist. Soiliclese, taking umbrage at the thought, dismissed the idea and drove wedge forever between the two schools of thought.

Ingesticles supposedly then aggregated his own philisophical school to forward his belief. To this day, subscribers to this doctrine are known as "Ingestores." Furthermore, the phrase "organic waste" has it's second word come as a consequence of the contention of Ingesticles.
"The soiler did his part, and the ingestore finished the rest."
by Pierre March 4, 2005
mugGet the Ingestoremug.

karwat

Its when you have a long and noisy fart like not so far away thunder
Il Qahba xi karwat ganni
by Pierre October 12, 2004
mugGet the karwatmug.

Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.
Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.
by pierre May 2, 2004
mugGet the Nordschleifemug.

Vitamin J

Slang term for male semen. Generally used by females to describe the events that transpired a previous evening.
I can't get enough of his vitamin J!

A high protein milkshake consisting of vitamin J.
by Pierre August 17, 2006
mugGet the Vitamin Jmug.

coil

A mospuito coil with an atached filter. drags become pure pesticides instead of pesticides with added ash, dead mosquitos, or broken ovaries
" C'mon man, lets take another hit of C."
" No man im already burnt out to the max"
by PIERRE December 12, 2006
mugGet the coilmug.

nuerburgring

The most (in)famous race-track in the world. Located in Germany. Not for wimps...
I've crashed my car at the Nuerburgring...
by pierre May 2, 2004
mugGet the nuerburgringmug.

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