Pierre's definitions

slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

karwat

Its when you have a long and noisy fart like not so far away thunder

Il Qahba xi karwat ganni

by Pierre October 12, 2004

Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.

Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.

by pierre May 2, 2004

nuerburgring

The most (in)famous race-track in the world. Located in Germany. Not for wimps...

I've crashed my car at the Nuerburgring...

by pierre May 2, 2004

coil

A mospuito coil with an atached filter. drags become pure pesticides instead of pesticides with added ash, dead mosquitos, or broken ovaries

" C'mon man, lets take another hit of C."
" No man im already burnt out to the max"

by PIERRE December 12, 2006

candyfish

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre

the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.

by pierre January 25, 2004