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Duckology

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by Hero00003 October 6, 2018
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duckology

Derived from the expression "lame duck." The extremely sophisticated and thorogh study of everything that is lame, uncool, unworthy of public notice. Usually observed in office or extremely beurocractic environments where the untalented manage the extremely bright and well literate. Other forms of the word are ducking (v), duckly (adv), duck (adj), duckologist (n).
Jim spend many hours of his duckology class researching the negative and contagious effects of lameness.
by emyyn January 23, 2014
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Dickology

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021
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Suckology

The study of sucking
I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT
by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015
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Dicknology

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.
Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."
by El Christo October 17, 2010
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reverse suckology

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.
Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
by Meisterbater May 22, 2016
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Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
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