The study of Suzie or Susie. Exploring and discovering the depths and breadths of her mind and body. Negotiating her curves and speed bumps. Surveying her vast tracts of land.
Me: "Figuring you out will be my primary goal"
Suzie: "That might make you a first in the field of Suziology. I'll expect a white paper and a wikipedia page shortly after..."
Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.
Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!